Spotted Chameleon

Aug 21
fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

(via pearlpolkadots)



Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.

There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

(via chandelurer)


thefrogman:

Chewbacca & friends by Rocío Preciado [behance | website | facebook]

[h/t: tiefighters]


Aug 20

Who should be sat on the Iron Throne at the end of it?

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My other room mate was pissing me off…

professorbigspender:

…so I told him of an awesome internet site he’d love.  A short little webcomic he could finish in a half hour, called homestuck.  Every 10 minutes he asks me if it’s almost done, and every 10 minutes I tell him he is.  This has been going on for 3 hours.  He has a math test tomorrow. 

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


clara-the-slytherin-graduate:

I find it really interesting that the historical men like Vincent Van Gogh, Winston Churchill and Richard Nixon portrayed in Moffat Who are always three dimensional and treated respectfully, while the historical women like Elizabeth the First and Nefertiti, are always love sick dolls drooling over the Doctor.

It almost seems like Moffat cannot take women seriously, even if they ruled nations.

(via glintglimmergleam)


belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


Aug 19

(via lntelligent)


bogleech:

shhhh
tiny cars are dreaming

bogleech:

shhhh

tiny cars are dreaming

(via theargylegargoyle)


metaknighty:

wanksclub:

metaknighty:

i wear both halves of the bff bracelet because im my own best friend

isn’t it because you don’t have friends?

*holding back tears* no its because im my own best friend

(via tooquirkytolose)



thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

(via tooquirkytolose)


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