Sending out resumes and cover letters:
No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
My college was so chill that the entrance exam included a portion where you had to make a pipe out of a soda can and smoke half of an ounce of weed with it.
I’m just joking. That wasn’t part of the exam. That was just something I did while I was taking it. I don’t think I was graded for it. I wish, though. I probably would have gotten in.